Posted on 02/09/2008 3:30:24 PM PST by CGASMIA68
Where did you find this?
It is cute but also funny...
Roses R red
Violets R not
Yur hair glistens
Like fresh picked snot.
Luv ya, deer. Jed Bob
E-mail from a NC/S Fla bud
Oh ok, well thank you for sharing it...
Jess right.
If your mother keeps a spit cup at the ironing board, you might be a redneck.
Or the Steve Dallas one from “Bloom County”
In my dreams
You’re all I sees
Boobs, butt and knees
Be my main squeeze.
they should’ve added lines like....
“Ah luv my shotgun to shoot em hippies
That rebel yell when I hang em libbies
Yo sweet face as beeyotifool as mah moonshine bottle
When ah drive mah truck on Obama’s face full throttle”
I..fer won...are offended
LOL so true..LOL
wernt that be good
Lurleene is so pissed she done took my Everclear.
She don’t like being called a redneck...she prefers cracker.
To my wife, my life my turtle dove.
I love you more and more it seems.
I love you more than pork and beans.
I shoorley am imprest. And, wish I wuz as edookated as the feller whut rote this. All the wurds whut rime an such... Lawdy, I dint no thay wuz that many rimin wurds in the hole Nglesh langwage.
Ma gurl fren tol me that her folks inventted toothpaste whilst they livd in wes virginny
Theyd a calld it tEEthpaste ifitd been anywhere elst
I dated a latin girl for a spell, but I had to leter go.
She cud never remember my name.
When we’d make love she would call out Jess! Jess!
Some loves live forever
While others peter out
Our love will live forever
Peter NN or peter out.
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
All night long he was Honor and Offer
I thought you meant like, "Et tu, Brute" Latin.
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