[Iron Munro]

YOU MIGHT BE A WUSSIE IF:

You pee your pants at the sight of a Boy Scout or a Marine in uniform

You would rather hand your country over to radical Islamists than miss an episode of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”

It takes more than three words to order your coffee

You shave any part of your body except your face or skull

You Tivo Will and Grace

You buy your shampoo at a salon instead of a grocery store

You are working really hard to stay in touch with your feminine side

You have panic attacks when a four wheel drive pulls up next to you at a red light

You have cried at a Ben Affleck movie

You only drink imported bottled water

You own more underwear than your mother

[antiRepublicrat]

You Tivo Will and Grace

"But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay"

Props to Weird Al.