If the media accused President Bush of Pimping Out Jenna and Barbara, I doubt there would be any reaction from the President or his fellow Republicans.
They would allow Jenna and Barbara to handle the response, since they are adults.
If you're right, it's only because there would not to be any need for an official response. Talk radio, Drudge, and the blogs would rain holy hell. Not to mention the flotilla of viking kitties setting forth from this very site.