“Your wish is granted”
Cool! Signed up. If I get a ton of crap in my mailbox next week cause it’s a scam I’m going to hunt you down and bury you in junk mail.
OOPS - then I'd better get my mail box design made - see my post #28
What you do to people that annoy you and bother you with junk you don’t want....
If you know their name and address you sign them up for all sorts of junk.
Open any magazine and you will find tons of postpaid first month free stuff.
Everything from magazine subscriptions to the plate a month club. Most are send no money now, cancel at anytime garbage.
20-30 of those will keep them busy for the next couple years trying to cancel and sending stuff back.
Once they have them on file they refuse to cancel and they just keep billing and turn them in to collection agencies.
Be sure to check in the smut mag’s to sign them up to the gay/bi/lesbo registry.