"Ay took our jerbs!!"
Fret not, though... A solution has been proposed...
Posted on 02/06/2008 1:23:05 PM PST by blam
>>Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor! I have on tape all the episodes he did.<<
What was his wife’s name? I loved him and thought she was great as a Time Lady.
somtimes when me and the some of boys retire deep down into the sub basement where our wives don’t dare try to come find us for a prolonged episode of beer drinking we have played the game of traveling back in time to a certain day in 1963 in dallas texas where we would kidnap lee harvey oswald and just duct tape his ass to a telephone pole for about 24 hours and then we would time travel back home to see how it effected history when kennedy would not be assassinated and johnson would not have become president and then goldwater would have been elected in 1964 but we usually run out of beer before anything bad happens usually
Ow! You’re giving me a headache.
When you flick the “on” switch to one end of a two-ended time machine, you’d better step back, because a whole lot of people will be coming through.
Will they be considered illegal alians? Take me back to the ‘50s please.
Lalla Ward. She’s now married to Richard Dawkins.
taxed by the year or the month? is there a .9 day on that tax?
"Ay took our jerbs!!"
Fret not, though... A solution has been proposed...
LOL
You have a point
LOL! Very good point!!
I think they are already here. The socialists from the future are here destroying the republican party.
Is she really? Holy Crap.
I like her better as a Time Lady.
Are you sure we aren't?
There is no time machine. I have no time machine. Get away from my garage.
There is no time machine. I have no time machine. Get away from my garage.
Oh, you are so silly! You’re supposed to put a GPS into your time capsule, dude! Duhhh! Then it will take you back to the exact position on EARTH after your time travel visit!
But here is the sad thing. President Obama, in his 7th year, taxed time travel, collected UPON REENTRY. And with the inflation from the time you left, to return to 2008 now costs $240,000,000,000,000,000,000. So no one comes back any more.
How many carbon credits does it cost to operate that thing?
Still my favorite Doc
Any time-travelers found on the premises at night will be found the next morning.
“Yes, Beldar, we received a warm welcome. But sadly, I return alone.”
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