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The South went in a big way voting of Huckabee - and that is why McCain has pretty much won the nomination at this point. Literally, the Huckabee voters handed the primary to McCain. Thanks a lot to a bunch of Southern Bible thumpers for giving us McCain. This will be my reply to all these questions about how McCain won. It is obvious as the weight Huckabee is starting to gain back on his tummy why McCain won. All I need to do is copy and paste this reply into every posting asking the question about McCain. Look to the South. They voted Huckabee, and thus gave us McCain. I guess some of those good ol’ boys down there figure that “all ‘dem Mor-Moms is sinners”. Gosh, well thank you good ol’ boys, and let’s all salute John McCain on his victory and figure out the excuses on why we “like” McCain - it’s either that or try and convince John McCain to the conservative side. It isn’t impossible, actually, because he cannot win the General without the conservatives. Sure, we are hearing talk about Huckabee being his V.P. running mate - wanna’ wager McCain doesn’t pick Huckabible? Anyway, thanks to all ya’ll in the Dixie swamp for givin’ us McCain by voting for Huckabee, after all, you got to stick to your conscious and all, but I sure don’t want to hear from some of you how you “Don’t Like McCain” because you did it to us, so you better get ready and say “I Salute John McCain” or you will be having the butch sisters appointed by the Dem President coming down there and chasing you for all your guns and all your taxes and all your bibles and even your Jesus. Thanks, and good luck John McCain in your race against the Democratic nominee.

Let me just copy and paste this into any of them “Huckabee carries the South” sort of postings.

Michael Graham on Imus just called Hackable McCain's wing man who will be discarded as soon as he done being useful. Pretty much nailed it, but he sounded really funny doing it.

Can you really say President Clinton again? The story about how the W88 nuclear warhead design ended up in China is enough to keep me voting against Satan.

Thanks a lot to a bunch of Southern Bible thumpers for giving us McCain.

Actually, the "Bible Thumpers" did even worse, they tried to give us Huckabee, which believe me, would be far worse than McCain...

I thought I heard that McCain has carried exactly 1 Red State primary/caucus in this campaign. Is that true?