Which part is the sarcasm? Mormons really DO believe Satan and Jesus are brothers. In their own words: “On first hearing, the doctrine that Lucifer and our Lord, Jesus Christ, are brothers may seem surprising to some – especially to those unacquainted with latter-day revelations,” says the statement. “But both the scriptures and the prophets affirm that Jesus Christ and Lucifer are indeed offspring of our Heavenly Father and, therefore, spirit brothers.”
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59168
So are you saying that God did NOT create Lucifer? Or did he not create Jesus? I’m confused, if he created them both then aren’t they brothers in spirit? What is so disturbing about that?
Catholics beleive that they literally eat Jesus every Sunday, so where is your post about that? There should not be anymore of Jesus left by now. I hope you are not a parent
You quote the “spiritual brothers” portion. But you ignore the explanation of what that means:
>That means that all beings were created by God and are his spirit children. Christ, on the other hand, was the only begotten in the flesh and we worship him as the son of God and the savior of mankind. Satan is the exact opposite of who Christ is and what he stands for.
So you don’t believe that the Father created all things?
And you fail to understand that Christ is the ONLY Begotten of the Father (unlike Satan)?
And you don’t get that Mormons believe that Christ is the “exact opposite” of who Christ is and what Christ stands for?