No lightening up needed. It was a great rendition, just leave it at that and let the civil war go.
Eh, it was ok. I’ve heard better, not that it matters.
Go get yourself a Lewinsky. Seriously, don’t be so serious, and have some fun.
Give us some credit down here, by the way. We down in the South are keeping conservatism alive (by a thread—we’ll see how long it can last), no thanks to you strong Blue states.