Back in the 80’s when I was actually in good shape, I bought a pair of “Chuck Norris Action Jeans” They were tight fitting so I could acentuate my shapely buttocks yet had a lycra crotch so I could throw high kicks while wearing them, just in case I had to take on a gang of thugs. Well it turns out that occasion unfortunately never happened. That was the end of my involvement with Chuck Norris other than watch a few reruns of his lame TV shows. I had to laugh when he became Huck’s spokesmodel!
LOL. That’s funny. “Chuck Norris Action Jeans” huh? I never heard of those, but everybody’s got to make a buck I suppose. At least Norris has done it the honest way and probably enabled many others to have jobs.
Ah, the 80’s. I still listen to 80’s music - love it.