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and also young people may have too much to drink in a bar...

I'll 'fess up. I am guilty of this heinous outrage --a crime I committed while a young college student in a back alley behind a dumpster. I wonder when I'll have to register as a sex offender.

1 posted on 01/31/2008 6:01:20 PM PST by Drew68
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For men, the entire world is a urinal.


33 posted on 01/31/2008 6:44:23 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth ('Yellow is mellow, but brown goes down.' -- The Clinton campaign slogan for 2008)
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I’ve done it. Not in many, many years, but it certainly wasn’t an exposure thing. I was a drunken college student who had to go.


34 posted on 01/31/2008 6:45:11 PM PST by gracesdad
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This brings to mind the case of Lance Rentzel, the Dallas Cowboy receiver. He was drunk and drained his lizard on the freeway near Dallas. A female driver recognized him and filed obscenity charges against him because her daughter may have seen his weenie. Rentzel was ruined, ended up losing his wife, Joey Heatherton, and was cut from the Cowboys. All this for draining the lizard on a Texas freeway.I believe he was charged as a sex offender also.
35 posted on 01/31/2008 7:15:03 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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A golf course is actually a very nicely landscaped rest room...


40 posted on 01/31/2008 7:42:10 PM PST by CurlyDave
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Shoooot, if'n you can't pee off the back porch at night, you're living too close to the a**holes.

If'n you can't shoot off the back porch, you've not invested in noise reduction technology ;)

42 posted on 01/31/2008 7:47:36 PM PST by Sender (Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.)
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Nothing quite like standing outside and looking at the stars and draining the ole kidneys before bedtime...do it daily.......unless the temp gets below freezing...then ole Johnson begs for the indoors!!


43 posted on 01/31/2008 7:55:52 PM PST by RVN Airplane Driver ("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)
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From what I’ve been told re: this matter here in the Great State of TEXAS, public urination is not a crime if it is done discreetly and no criminal intent (exhibitionism or indecent exposure) is intended.


44 posted on 01/31/2008 8:36:52 PM PST by no dems (Politcal Correctness is Fascism)
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Designating a person guilty of public urination as a sex offender is beyond ridiculous.


45 posted on 01/31/2008 8:40:16 PM PST by SALChamps03
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Only in New Hamp-Shire

Next they’ll have to register their dogs as sex offenders.

Wizard of Id:
By Order of the His Majesty-, all fire hydrants will be buried effective immediately.

Sire- we don’t have fire hydrants..Then...bury the trees !


47 posted on 01/31/2008 9:12:41 PM PST by billmor (We will never surrender !)
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As I posted on another thread:

I can’t help but recall the Cambodian refugee who’d come here in 1975 but never gotten citizenship, and whose only lifetime infraction was the “sex offense” of taking a leak behind some building. So at the age of mid-thirties, and speaking barely one word of Khmer, he’s deported back to Cambodia a few years ago. No job, no money, no language skills, no social understanding, nothing.

It’s `pretty darned revolting and actually IMO immoral that a refugee from the murderous reign of Pol Pot was deported after 30 years with a clean record for peeing in a parking lot.

America can be a very sick and demented country.


49 posted on 02/02/2008 10:03:38 PM PST by angkor (A conservative without hyphens, qualifiers, or a political party.)
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It’s a crime if you fail to register. You are now on double secret probation.


55 posted on 02/10/2008 1:03:15 AM PST by monkeyshine
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