[Eric Blair 2084]

Number six, he plays a mean bass and he's a traditional favorite at Free Republic's infamous quadrennial Inaugural Balls in Washington, DC. Perhaps we could persuade President Huckabee to drop by our ball and perform his rocking rendition of "Sweet Home Alabama!" Now, wouldn't that be a hoot!

If we're looking for a great bass player for POTUS, Huck is not the man. Fred has charm, after the brokered convention when he is POTUS, he can convince a real bass player like Jimmy Page to play the FR ball.

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Unfortunately, Jimmy's not an American citizen and tends to stick to lead. If it's an American Bassist with time on their hands, Leather Tuscadero might be the way to go for the GOP in '08.