Moderator's Diagnosis: Trolls Have a Learning Disability

1/31/08 | Jeff Poor

[darkwing104]

What Frostbite, Viking Kitties are always ready to help out...

[steveegg]

Guess the Mods wanted us to have some fun first.

[Old Sarge]

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DTG 010022Z FEB 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE 1: POST 1
RE 2: POST 96

1. RE.’S 1 AND 2, WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).

2. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. WATCH NCOIC WILL CONDUCT BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.

4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[steveegg]

That pic needs to go into the rotation.

[steveegg]

Always.

[Jonah Hex]

Not yet.

Didn't need to have balls of crystal to see that ZOT coming...

;-)

[Hot Tabasco]

think it is as you said, a hearing problem and he obviously does not like public speaking and does it poorly. When you hear his off the cuff conversations with his staff and other politicians he sounds perfectly normal.

I've given presentations in the past for my ex-employer and you would swear that I was also dyslexic. Public speaking has to be learned and practiced but just like baseball, not everybody can be a professional ballplayer..........

[mupcat]

The President's dyslexia has been pretty well documented over the years.

From what I've heard that may not be true. I believe it's his brother that has it. Also I don't believe you can be a pilot and have this disorder.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[John123]

Slate.com Editor-in-Chief Jacob Weisberg

What the hell is this website and what makes you an expert on learning disabilities? I guessing, none at all. This is one of the biggest problem with the Internet. Any yahoo can write up bs and any troll can pick that up and post it on FR.

Here is my "non-expert" analysis... Both Jacob and Jeff are tards working out of the basement of their parents house...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A learning disability can be overcome. Liberalism is terminal.

Not in my case. I went from liberal to conservative. How do you explain me?

[Old Sarge]

Now available for widest dissemination.

In plain language, swiped!

[WakeUpAndVote]

?, I missed something.

[Gondring]

And if so--so what? The same thing's been said (for what it's worth) about Einstein and Thomas Edison.

That's what he was saying...that it's not a mark of low intelligence.

People might find this video interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw4Bhmm22xo

(Hint: the first example seems to be a pre-prepared, memorized commentary....)

I also wish I could find some of the old quotes of Bill Clinton that I once had--ones without the "um" and "uh" parts excised.

[StarCMC]

Your alerts always make me laugh! :-D

[Slapshot68]

Miraculous. ;)

[dragonblustar]