[COBOL2Java]

...no sheikh (the equivalent to a priest) will allow a man to marry a second or third wife without conducting an interview with him to see what his reasons are.

Shiekh: "So, young man. You wish to marry a third wife. How often do you beat your first two?"
Man: "Once or twice a week, Shiekh!"
Shiekh: "Is that all??? And you expect to take on the additional responsibility of beating a third wife?"

[Paved Paradise]

If you made that up, you are clever. It reminds me of a Monty Python skit. Too bad SNL doesn’t do this kind of humor.