I'm a Conservative, not a liberal lemming like you. Just because I refuse to vote for either giant douche or turd sandwich doesn't mean I am any less concerned for this country. I choose "None of the above" because NONE of those candidates are Conservatives qualified to lead this nation. Of course, as a Romneybot, you wouldn't know a principled stand if it dropped a piano on your head.
You can't do a write-in? And no, writing in "None of the Above" doesn't count. It has to be a real person. Sounds like to me you just want to b**ch about something. Get help.