Oh, pu-leeeze.
Your musings are getting sillier and sillier.
Last time I checked, Fred Thompson was a southern Protestant from the Bible Belt. Oh wait, I forgot - Fred's not a Christian.
People don't "hate" (Why is it that you and the rest of the Dobson Support Squad are the only ones to use the word hate?) Huckabee because he's a Hick, or because he's from the Bible Belt or because he's from the Boondocks.
Most conservatives don't like Huckabee because they are opposed to many of his positions, because of his record and because they don't find him credible.
All that plus a Lynyrd Skynyrd quote - Wow, you're hip! /sarcasm
I don't know how you could have made Theophilus' point more perfectly. Your bias is showing, and you don't even know it.