According to the quote from Mrs. Obama below ...
The Skunk and the Drunk also works.
September 7, 2007
Mrs. Obama gets personal about Barack
"...In an interview with Glamour Magazine, Mrs. Obama details her two girls' morning ritual, a time, she says, when her husband Barack is often "snore-y and stinky."
“We have this ritual in the morning," Michelle Obama told Glamour. "They come in my bed, and Dad isn’t there — because he’s too snore-y and stinky, they don’t want to ever get into bed with him."
CNN Political Ticker
too snore-y and stinky
ew!