Don't you mean as "First Laddie?" I love that name, we had a dog named "Lad" once, every time I hear that name, I see a bog ol' slobbering collie, lookin' dumb as a rock, but ready to chase any ball you throw!!
See Bill.
See Bill fetch.
Fetch, Bill, fetch!
Wouldn't that be too affectionate?
How about "First Scumbag"?