Posted on 01/27/2008 6:13:11 PM PST by dynachrome
So, scientists find the dead bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotlands East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like. Back in 1997 the whole C.S.I. treatment was given these animals and guess who these scientists first blamed? You guessed it, the United States Military. It turns out, however, that scientists have now realized that it is the smartest fishie on earth that is responsible. Yes, they were surprised to discover that dolphins are outright murderers. So much for a smarter more peaceful ocean, eh?
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One commenter said, "so, if we buy dolphin-friendly tuna, are we abetting a crime?" heh.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
.... bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotlands East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like.
It's a Gang thing. Dolphins and Porpoises just don't like each other.
I've seen some of their fights, wasn't pretty. Switch-blade knives and Saturday Night Specials were everywhere. A few even had TEC-9s (the gang leaders). It was utter carnage.
Probably they were ex-military dolphins who were trained to murder by the military and then turned back into the civilian dolphin population without proper counseling.
Actually, dolphins have been known to attack and kill porpoises.
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