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Baby Dolphin Murders Blamed on US Military… Culprit OTHER Dolphins!
Canada Free Press ^ | 1-26-08 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 01/27/2008 6:13:11 PM PST by dynachrome

So, scientists find the dead bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotland’s East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like. Back in 1997 the whole C.S.I. treatment was given these animals and guess who these scientists first blamed? You guessed it, the United States Military. It turns out, however, that scientists have now realized that it is the “smartest” fishie on earth that is responsible. Yes, they were surprised to discover that dolphins are outright murderers. So much for a “smarter” more “peaceful” ocean, eh?

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: animalsgonewild; dolphins; freepun; marinebiology; murder; usn
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Where is PETA? Baby dolphins are dying. Maybe OJ will find the killers!
1 posted on 01/27/2008 6:13:14 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

dolphin-dolphin aggression is the dirty little secret that dolphin race-baiters don’t want you to know about.


2 posted on 01/27/2008 6:15:44 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (what would the founders do?)
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To: dynachrome
were they blaming these guys?


3 posted on 01/27/2008 6:16:03 PM PST by robomatik (......uh since fred and duncan are out, i think i need a new tagline. =()
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To: dynachrome

Peta maroons heads are gonna explode over this.


4 posted on 01/27/2008 6:16:05 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: dynachrome
The dolphin sanctuary in Key Largo is one place I will see again. Beautiful creatures.
5 posted on 01/27/2008 6:16:22 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: dynachrome
You mean its not Bushes fault?

I bet Algore will say its because the oceans are warming and the Dolphins are killing their young so they will not have to suffer.

6 posted on 01/27/2008 6:19:05 PM PST by southernerwithanattitude ({new and improved redneck})
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To: dynachrome

The Japanese fisheries are also the worst when it comes to dolphin killings.


7 posted on 01/27/2008 6:19:49 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD (Hard lesson learned in the 1980's: "Never perm and dye your hair at the same time")
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To: robomatik

I think the leftist MSM blamed Navy sonar right away.


8 posted on 01/27/2008 6:20:35 PM PST by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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“If dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos?”

- Eric Cartman


9 posted on 01/27/2008 6:20:46 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: dynachrome
When life gives you lemons...


10 posted on 01/27/2008 6:22:15 PM PST by LouD
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To: dynachrome

must be our ultra-secret contusion and laceration inducing sonar weapon. cool. i want one.


11 posted on 01/27/2008 6:23:14 PM PST by robomatik (......uh since fred and duncan are out, i think i need a new tagline. =()
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To: dynachrome

There was always something about Flipper’s constant, stupid grin that made me distrust him.........


12 posted on 01/27/2008 6:24:21 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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it’s aight. Dolphin-on-Dolphin crime gets a pass... just like black on black. It’s a culture thing, and we don’t want to offend Dolphins.. do we?


13 posted on 01/27/2008 6:25:47 PM PST by Cinnamon
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To: dynachrome

I have a dolphin mounted over my fireplace.


14 posted on 01/27/2008 6:28:34 PM PST by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: southernerwithanattitude

“I bet Algore will say its because the oceans are warming and the Dolphins are killing their young so they will not have to suffer.”

ROTFL!!!


15 posted on 01/27/2008 6:31:42 PM PST by Fox_Mulder77
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To: dynachrome

Great article.
I always knew Dolphins were evil. ;-)


16 posted on 01/27/2008 6:34:25 PM PST by Fox_Mulder77
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To: dynachrome

Bet these “scientists” are also big AGW pushers too.


17 posted on 01/27/2008 6:38:34 PM PST by Names Ash Housewares
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To: dynachrome

figures


18 posted on 01/27/2008 6:40:39 PM PST by Doctor Phogg (Dogs think they're human, Cats think they're gods)
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To: dynachrome

I remember when I was a kid there was some hints that this was already known. One textbook actually showed an adult dolphin biting the tail flukes of a baby dolphin but explained it as a daddy dolphin “spanking” a baby dolphin who had been naughty.

Yeah right....


19 posted on 01/27/2008 6:41:18 PM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: dynachrome

One cannot “murder” an animal. That crime is reserved for humans.


20 posted on 01/27/2008 6:49:25 PM PST by IronJack (=)
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