[Lady Jag]

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender.

After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!"

The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back.

Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"

The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home

[do the dhue]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town. It was hot, so they stopped at the saloon for a drink. After a few minutes, someone came in and said, “Who does that white horse out there belong to?”

“Why, that’s my horse, stranger,” said the Lone Ranger.

“I just thought I’d let you know that your horse is sweating up a storm out there. He’s been ridden pretty hard, and if you don’t cool him down proper, he’s going to turn sick on you.”

“Tonto, you know what to do. Could you take care of Silver for me?”

“Alright, Kemosabe.” And Tonto went out and started running in circles around Silver, waving his arms back and forth as he ran. (An old Indian trick for cooling a horse off, don’t ya know.)

A few minutes later another man came into the saloon and asked, “Who does that white horse belong to?”

“Why, stranger, that’s my horse,” answered the Lone Ranger. “Well,” said the man, “you left your Injun running!”