I’d like to introduce an amendment to also require helmet use while participating in a session of the Michigan State Legislature.
These Legislators will need a helmet after we here in Michigan get a big piss elm club and start putting knots on their heads faster than they can rub them! The State is broke and I guess this is just another revenue gathering move, using the “nanny state” to promote it! Can’t wait until they pass a law requiring bulletproof vests for hunting!
How about requiring a muzzle, too?
Sounds like a good idea, since they're already wearing earplugs and blinders. The noise of the overtaxed masses here is preventing them from doing important work, such as figuring out which fees to raise and when to hike the state gas tax.