Here’s something from another thread you might enjoy:
John McCain is throttling a cat by the side of a babbling brook. He notices camera.
JOHN MCCAIN: What? What are you looking at? I have every right to kill this cat!
Throws dead cat into water.
JOHN MCCAIN: Listen, you tell anyone about this and I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep. Understand?
Cameraman drops camera and runs off.
JOHN MCCAIN: Hey, where you going? Get back here!
VOICEOVER: My name is John McCain, and I approve this message.
http://www.236.com/blog/w/william_tracy/john_mccain_campaign_ads_id_li_3809.php
Just noting that you haven’t yet responded to my question about whether you authored the OP yourself, as opposed to pasting it.
We’re waiting.