[MaryFromMichigan]

Only slightly off topic...
Wanna know a weird fact about turtles?
They can breathe through their butts.

'Scuse me while I go give my turtle a breath mint.)

[cripplecreek]

Only slightly off topic... Wanna know a weird fact about turtles? They can breathe through their butts.

Sadly I did know that. In fact there would never be any little turtles if the didn't reenact Brokeback turtle every spring.

[USMCPOP]

"Only slightly off topic... Wanna know a weird fact about turtles? They can breathe through their butts."

Oh big deal! Politicians can talk through their butts, and smile at the same time! Is that a form of ventriloquism?

Personally, I'd rather listen to a turtle breathe through its butt.