Great, my precise thoughts...reminds me of the joke: Little Red Riding Hood, is stopped on her way to Grandma’s house, by the Bad Wolfe, who exclaims I am going to eat you...to which came the reply, mygad, don’t anyone **** anymore....hope I don't get excommunicated..
That’s very funny and appropriate to the topic.
Then there's the alternative version, in which the BBW accosts Little Red in the woods and announces that he's going to f*** her, to which she replies stoutly "Like hell you are. You're going to eat me, like the book says!"
(slinking off, glancing nervously around for Sister Mary Elephant...)