[polymuser]

“The schools also show how to use condoms in anal and oral sex.”

I'd think oral then anal sex might be better. But that's just me.

[Sherman Logan]

You’d think that having to wear protective clothing because of legitimate concern that your partner is the biological equivalent of a toxic waste dump would be a little anti-erotic.

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

The difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?

The taste!