Christmas can be explained as he truly is the man who has everything. I mean how the hell do you shop for James Bond????
Even his Mama, his Da, his littler sister Matilda, his baby brother Jed or his Aunt Gertrude and Uncle Horatio?
You mean NO one knits this man snowman sweaters, bakes him cookies, fusses at him for not wearing a muffler, snarks at him for smelling like a girl or calls him Sonny boy??