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McCain: I'm sending Sly Stallone to take care of Chuck Norris
cnn.com ^
| Jan 25, 2008
| Rebecca Sinderbrand
Posted on 01/25/2008 7:10:03 AM PST by RDTF
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To: Pablo64
You can get his old shows on DVD. Mrs WBill worships at the temple of Jack Lalanne. He used to be on ESPN2 at about 6am...not sure if he still is.
He was doing excellent low-impact, aerobic exercise, before it was called 'low-impact aerobics'.
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:03:37 AM PST
by
wbill
To: rhombus
Demolition Man was totally tongue-in-cheek. But it was a very, very accurate portrayal of the future, IMHO. Bunch of zombies sitting around thinking "HAPPY HAPPY" thoughts. Count me with the Dennis Leary crowd.
Hopefully, I won't need to learn how to use the three seashells.
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:07:55 AM PST
by
wbill
To: mainerforglobalwarming
My money is on Chuck, but not for nothing, hitting the ground hard after a Ken Norton punch is no dishonor.
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:11:20 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(America's great untapped alternative energy source: The Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
To: mainerforglobalwarming
Ken Norton was a beast. I wouldn’t be surprised if he could have knocked Chuck Norris out in his prime, too.
To: wbill
Hopefully, I won't need to learn how to use the three seashells.You'll have to do it for "the planet" or you'll be an eco-criminal. In the future nobody will spare a square. ;-)
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:16:47 AM PST
by
rhombus
To: wbill
"And, IMHO, Jack Bauer wipes the floor with both Chuck Norris and Rambo."
Too bad Keifer Sutherland is from a long line of far-Left Canadian socialists.
To: odin219
Stallone is only about 5’6”. Camera angles and putting him with other short actors or having him stand on a platform makes him look bigger than he really is. He has no reach and would get clobbered in a real fight.
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:25:50 AM PST
by
Kirkwood
To: RDTF
Being an actor himself... mcinsane thinks having two other actors that play tuff guys in the movies... deciding the outcome of the Presidency... is just fine and dandy. This guy owes us for the loss of two fighter jets and the First Amendment!
LLS
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:32:37 AM PST
by
LibLieSlayer
(Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims and vote for?)
To: RDTF
You guys seem to think this would be hand-to-hand combat.....
![](http://www.originalalamo.com/images/ChuckNorris.gif)
![](http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/10/29/inside-rambo.jpg)
Never bring shoes to a gun fight!
To: RDTF
Audie Murphy could eat all of these guys for breakfast.
To: mainerforglobalwarming
I doubt he would say he would lose...I’d take Lee.
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posted on
01/25/2008 8:43:06 AM PST
by
stuartcr
(Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
To: Virginia Ridgerunner
I love these pics! Good job. The one of the Howitzer is especially humorous
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:00:01 AM PST
by
killermedic
("Est Sularus uth Mithas")
To: Old Retired Army Guy
Amen. Thank God for our guys, and thank you for your service. Maybe when your son gets out he can be a movie consultant to Hollyweird...
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:01:48 AM PST
by
Bat_Chemist
(The devil has already outsmarted every "Bright".)
To: cripplecreek
Sly has only made about two movies in his entire career.....about 6 times each.
Some of them were pretty good.
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:04:14 AM PST
by
Beckwith
(Dhimmicrats and the liberal media have chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
To: Old Retired Army Guy
I have got them in the family business for now. It is somewhat boring but I am setting up a training group. One of the things that seems to come out of SpecOps training is the large ability to train people with almost unlimited patience.
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:21:28 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(Stop the unFair Tax now; before it is fair for your neighbor and not you.)
To: mainerforglobalwarming
Stallone has long range weapons. Norris is toast.
;-)
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:28:39 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: wbill
He was ahead of his time on lots of things. He opened the first weight training gym in New York (I believe) in the 1930’s, even though everybody (doctors and such) said it was not good for you. He had to give keys to local athletes on the sly because coaches wouldn’t let their players go and pump iron, saying it would make them become “muscle-bound and slow”.
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posted on
01/25/2008 9:29:49 AM PST
by
Pablo64
(What is popular is not always right. What is right is not always popular.)
To: RDTF
Great, John. Just what the campaign needs - two more old guys fighting each other.
Sad thing is John thinks this is a really hip and cool comeback to Huck/Norris. It was sad Huck thought it was cool to use Norris. Tells you where these guys are coming from. Guy older than dirt, meet guy born before fire.
To: mainerforglobalwarming
Norris was an actual world champion martial artist. I don’t know that about Bruce Lee.
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posted on
01/25/2008 10:37:16 AM PST
by
karnage
To: RDTF
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posted on
01/25/2008 10:38:12 AM PST
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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