[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

As Descartes said, "I drink, therefore I am."

That would be Leon "Shovelhead" Descartes at the local biker bar.

He is considered the father of modern biker-bar philosophy.

[IronJack]

As Descartes said, "I drink, therefore I am."

Ahem. I think the line was "I think, therefore I drink." And it was coined by BOB Descartes, who runs a bait shoppe and neurosurgery practice in Queens.