[ThePythonicCow]

the popcorn...

No need to turn on the microwave -- just hold the bag of popcorn seeds near your computer ;).

[Charles Martel]

No need to turn on the microwave -- just hold the bag of popcorn seeds near your computer ;).

I tried that.... alas, too many exploding heads. Turned my Orville Redenbachers' into a bag of ciders.