TO MEN-
1. If we are crying for NO APPARENT REASON, just leave us the heck alone. Women (especially in their mid 30’s and older), sometimes need a good cry. It is hormonal.
2. If you said or did something mean or insensitive, chances are that YOU are the reason for the crying.
Don’t blame it OUR hormones.
3. For Pete’s sake, put the toilet seat down. Nuff said.
4. Don’t argue about stupid sh!t. Nobody cares which way the TP comes off the roller.
5. Don’t stand next to the stove, holding your beer and question the way we cook. If none of the past meals have made you gag, then chances are good that we know what we are doing. Offer some witty conversation, chop the vegetables and set the table. Help with the dishes and you may get a really nice dessert later.
6. You ARE the grill master!
7. Offer to help me make the bed every morning. It takes 1 minute and will make me very happy.
8. Put your (shoes, socks, whatever) back in the closet where you got it. Don’t leave it lying around for me to pick up after you. I have enough crap to pick up after the kids.
9. Take the initiative to empty the garbage, sweep the floor, run the vaccum. Don’t wait to be asked.
10. You CAN afford new underwear! Please get rid of those holey things.
11. SHAVE! That “fu-man-chu” stabs us whenever you kiss us.
12. Leave all your “smelly hunting crap” outside or in the garage or man-cave.
13. Flowers for no apparent reason are MUCH appreciated. Don’t wait until you have screwed up and made us cry to give us flowers! Flowers won’t diffuse a bad situation.
14. Please remove your “chest hairs or pubes” from the soap after showering. Thanks.
15. Give me the freaking remote for a change!
16. I care as much about football as you care about figure skating.
Don't do it men. She'll think you're cheating or extremely guilty for something. Flowers should only be given on designated flower giving days.