Posted on 01/20/2008 9:42:43 PM PST by Bear_Slayer
Dae=Date
lol! Got it!
A picture of me, showing my best side:
(I'm the mom.)
I also have the “Bellydance Buddies” and “Hunkalicious” ping lists.
Seriously.
Thats not always an indicator of which side of the women/girls line they fall. Ive met several 60-year-old girls. I do, however, think that staying stupid too long takes a lot of work and some amount of being enabled.
Being coddled all their life? Not being in the real world and experiencing it?
Some of it might have to do with the internet. Texting, e-mail, and instant messaging. I have noticed it in a few people.
It’s Al Gore’s fault!!!!
You have to try ‘em out to know if they fit.
Respect and a little kindness goes a long way.
Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading your post.
I really do understand that.
I thought we were just comparing notes and sharing outlooks.
hm.
I just checked,
there’s also a “Senile Sluts” ping list.
We just can't multi-task well. Last night I went to my sister's house to work on a computer/technical problem for her. She's sitting next to me asking me all kinds of questions that weren't related to the task at hand. I almost felt bad that I wasn't holding up my end of the conversation. Oh well, at least I resolved her computer problems!
I’ve been here 8 years and I’ve somehow missed the ‘Hunkalicious’ ping list!?!?? PLeaze add me...sounds ike fun ;)
LOL!
OK-— I need to work on getting and finding more pings for it.
Our goals are complementary.
TG for Differences!
Maybe you should for everyone to take notice!
Thank you
...
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
...
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/sirmixalot/babygotback.html
De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas(*1) esse
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
(My dear lady, I want to come together with you)
pingereque picturam tui.
(And make a picture of you.)
familiares mei me monebant
(My companions were trying to warn me)
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)
o! cutis rugosa glabraque! (*2)
(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
(I am entirely at your disposal)
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)
vidi illam saltantem.(*3)
(I have seen her dancing.)
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum! (*3a)
(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
(Such sweat! Such moisture!)
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum! (*4)
(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)
taedet me in diurnis legendi
(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)
se libentius expletiores (*5) anteponere.
(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
(To shake them! [To shake them!)
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
(To shake those healthy buttocks!)
domina mea exstat a tergo! (*6)
(My mistress stands out behind!)
A male prostitute on the streetcorner approaches a car driven by a woman. She rolls down her window and he makes his pitch: "It'll talk to ya honey! I got feelings! I'll talk to ya all night long!"
Put me on *that* pinglist! Can’t wait.
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