TO WOMEN: How to Build A lasting Relationship

1/20/08 | bear_slayer

[najida]

Thanks bannie, I’m adding you to the ping list.

Oh, and no,
I’m off men for the rest of my life.....
I’m here more as lighthouse.

[HungarianGypsy]

Or, what do you do if the roles are reversed and your husband picks and picks at you like a zit until you can’t take it any more?

And he says, "It's just how you take it. I was just making suggestions."

[najida]

YAY!
I’m also starting a dance buddies ping list,
seems there are more around than I realized at first.

[bannie]

I think you have to look at the why's of the attraction.

Getting away from the seriousness of the subject--just for a minute--The first thing which seemed to attrace me was scent.

Go figger...

[Pistolshot]

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I swear I hear banjos..

[Alkhin]

Yes, would like to be in that list too...thanks!

[najida]

SNORT!
What’s the old saying ‘You have to sleep sometime?’

[teenyelliott]

Oh hush. It is a funny pic.

This whole thread makes me puke. Mostly just a buncha unhappy whiners.

[danmar]

Belching, scratching, and farting.

Two belches, one fart, one scratch...,four farts,one belch,one scratch...you know, similar to Morse code.

[najida]

Hmmmm,
I have no sense of smell...so it is ah,
being witty...that’s what I notice first.

Second was teeth. (having their own was a real plus).

[bannie]

That’s not always an indicator of which side of the women/girls line they fall. I’ve met several 60-year-old “girls.” I do, however, think that staying stupid too long takes a lot of work and some amount of being enabled.

[Grizzled Bear]

Is there really a “Wimmen R Evil” ping list? While not a bitter person, I would like to get on that list.

You have to ask Najida about that. It's not my list. I run the "Dogs are Athiests" ping list.

;-)

[ArrogantBustard]

OK.

‘Bye.

[bannie]

Hey, Najida! I'd like on that list, too!

I love being old!

[danmar]

And by the way, I like BIG butts.

Ditto here, I love full figured women, they are the best and the nicest!

[Vermont Lt]

I couldnt agree more.

If our positive times did not outweigh the bad times by a ratio of, something like 10X, it would suck.

I dont exect others to live as I do. I don’t judge. But, often I simply chuckle or just shake my head. Usually, it happens when i pay my brothers and sister.

[najida]

There are some advantages to getting up there in years.

[ArrogantBustard]

Shall I post the Sir Mix-a-Lot lyrics?

My lovely bride was going on about her ‘fat butt’ one day, so I started reciting that ...

[toddlintown]

Marry a woman who can’t speak and her father owns a liquor store.

Dae a woman who’s very short and has a flat head. There’s where you put the pizza and beer.