[Disambiguator]

Chelsea: "Swing low, sweet chariot, get me the heck outta here..."

[Rudder]

Somebody be patting little Chelsea on the butt, there. Who’s that behind her?

[Iron Munro]

Don’t forget - Chelsea, being sired (on paper) by Black-Bill (America’s first black president), out of Elephantiasis-Cankles, is actually half black.