Remember Bill, this is your reelection, your redemption, your legacy--a time to reverse all those bad things that people said and did to you. With JFK's encouragement, you sought high political office because it makes you a babe magnet. Too bad you married impulsively and prematurely, but that's history. Old Willard led you down the wrong path, and now you're stuck.
But, look at the brighter side, you've got your "open marriage" arrangement with her--so there's nothing else to do but stay out there in the public eye. You need to be seen, to be engaged, to present yourself front and center. (Sorry about the military analogy, but this is WAR.) No one can tell an ex-president how to behave. Where's your self-esteem, man? You owe it to Willard.
Remember one other piece of advice: If she doesn't win, it is because you f*cked up, sat on your duff, didn't do squat for her, said the wrong thing, put your foot in your mouth, came off as too aggressive or, alternatively, dumber than shinola, and you will hear about it for an eternity. (Hint: Look for the note attached to the flying lamp as it sails by.) She won't be busy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue or traveling around the world. She'll have oodles of time to teach you a few lessons. So get out there and fight! Obama deserves to go down! And you're just the guy to do it. We're counting on you. Besides, Willard needs company.
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