” I was saying the kitty was a Democat. The wife is 100% Republican. Or, I should say, conservative. The two don’t always mean the same thing, but I put the Fred sticker on her car at her request.”
You might have mistyped Demo(cat)... But I read the rest of what you said as you put a sticker ON her cat... So it must be contagious!
And she’s a long-hair, too. It would be no fun getting the sticker off.