It's the Peorians. Every time a toilet is flushed in Peoria the magma dome rises in Greenland. The Peorian Flush will doom us all.
Oh My God, I thought that when I lived in Champaign/Urbana that that was MY little secret. I used to tell my kids. Flush twice, it’s a long way to Hammond, or Blue Island, or Cairo, or whereever. Now that I live in Kansas City, high on the north side, I tell myself to flush twice, it’s a long way to City Hall. But Hell, with the low flush toilets in this new place I live, you HAVE to flush twice just to get it to the street out front!