When I want to do that I wander into the Northern Nevada desert and call coyotes in and knock them off.
That sounds fun! I used to do that almost every day after work (paper coyotes at the range, mind you). Target practice can almost deliver a Zen-like state, especially with a high-caliber weapon that makes the ground shake :-)
It is. Why did you pick the handle stoat? It is a British term for weasel.