At least they are not pooping on my house or statues.
The Blackbart .223 Estate features statues?
Very nice.
No statues as the stoat cave yet, but I'm thinking that a 9ft tall Virgin Mary in the back garden might be nice, and perhaps a big Charlton Heston, holding a particularly stylish rifle for the front yard would be good (to keep the riffraff away, you know)