The Candidates: The All-American Family

North Star Writers Group ^ | January 14, 2008 | Paul Ibrahim

[Invisigoth]

The Candidates are a wonderful suburban family made up of Daddy Thompson, Mommy Hillary, and their school-aged children Edwards, Giuliani, Huckabee, Hunter, Kucinich, McCain, Obama, Paul and Romney. Since the Candidates set a truly commendable example for the average American family, we can only learn from observing one of their typical evenings:

Little Obama walks into the kitchen, where Mommy Hillary is busy cooking, Giuliani is playing SimCity on his laptop and Edwards is watching TV.

Obama: Mommy can I go play outside with Paul and Kucinich?

Mommy Hillary: No honey, it’s almost time for dinner. Besides, I don’t even know what they’re doing, all I know is they grabbed the tinfoil and ran out with it. Why don’t you just watch some TV with Edwards until they get back?

[DManA]

No family is illegal. I smell a new Freeper catch phrase.

[RasterMaster]

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