Actually the criteria will more likely relate to what condition your organs are judged to be in and how determined are your relatives and/or associates to have you back.
Sorry, I guess that in my attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor, my tongue was too far in my cheek. I was attempting to illustrate an absurd situation by an absurdity, and I apologize for not making that more clear.
Of course, as things stand now, you're entirely correct.