“Stop pretending it cannot have happened if it’s not on the tape.”
They shot laser guns, threw tomatoes, used a flamethrower, and chased him with a tank.
I know it’s not on the tape, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen!
There are eyewitnesses claiming those things? Do tell.
They also ran back into the town square, siezed the civil war cannon monument, rolled it back to the hotel and started firing. They cleaned the primer holes with their herion syringes, lit the fuse with their marajuana cigarettes and wiped the sweat from their brow with Nazi armbands. Then the Ron Paul UFO landed and the death ray was deployed. All the while the communists, Nazis, fascists and dopers were holding up the Constitution, waving American flags, screaming for limited government, gold standard and enforcing the Constitution. What a despicable grass roots movement!