[rabscuttle385]

...if you had a contract for 1000 pork bellies, and couldn't sell them, your lawn would be disgusting...

But at least it would repel Islamist terrorists.

[gogogodzilla]

I’m thinking that the price of pork bellies is about to shoot through the roof!

Just advertise in southern Thailand.

“Buy 1000 pork bellies and we’ll deliver them to your front door. Guaranteed to ward off any deranged muslim wanting to behead you!”