[death2tyrants]

“Hussein Ahmed, the owner of the store, says the phone number on the poster is fake”

He actually tried calling 867-5309?!? He’s probably the first person to get fooled by that number in about 25 years. The cop must have had a hard time keeping a strait face.

[teenyelliott]

Ahmed, Ahmed, who can I turn tooooo?

[Stayfree]

“Hussein Ahmed, the owner of the store, says the phone number on the poster is fake”

Since every Muslim community is rumored to publish all phone numbers listed on the walls of public restrooms for Muslim men only, he should have looked it up there!