[chad_in_georgia]

Chuck Norris would decapitate Jack Bauer with one roundhouse kick to the head.

[wbill]

I also heard that Chuck Norris has a third fist behind his beard.

But...The Boogeyman keeps a night light on in case Jack Bauer is in his closet.

[Fox_Mulder77]

“Chuck Norris would decapitate Jack Bauer with one roundhouse kick to the head.”

NOOOO!!

Chuck said he doesnt do roundhouse kicks, he just chokes guys out.....get it straight!