“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.” Gabby Johnson
I’m glad the children who read this board got to see that fine example of frontier gibberish.
“I heard you was hung.”
“Now how can anyone argue with that. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age.”