[ValerieTexas]

The Kidman quote is harmless. Her real crime is becoming a blonde.

[singfreedom]

Maybe she’s turning “gray”?

[Calvin Locke]

There's the old joke "What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red? -- Artificial Intelligence.

I don't recall any symmetrical responses, but at least Kidman is not as bad as Lindsay Lohan...