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To: SF Republican
I have heard that all of my life; where does one go for this free milk?

Do they still have straight bars in San Fran? If so, go about an hour before closing time and start chatting up the cows.

73 posted on 01/02/2008 1:03:20 PM PST by NeoCaveman (If higher cigarette taxes discourage smoking, what...do higher Income Taxes discourage? - massgopguy)
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To: NeoCaveman

“Do they still have straight bars in San Fran? If so, go about an hour before closing time and start chatting up the cows.”

Yes, they still have straight bars in SF. Sheesh.

Actually, the Bay Area is chock full of attractive, professional women, who are all single and most definitely looking. They complain endlessy about not being able to find a decent guy.

When you ask what a decent guy IS, is when you discover why they’re single, and will remain so, or go through several divorces.

I have given up dating in the Bay Area. The few women worth dating were snapped up and married a long time ago (the ones in my age bracket, anyway).

Date in the Bay Area at your own risk. You have been warned. There’s a LOT of free, easy sex to be had. If you can’t get lucky in SF, you arent trying.

Just don’t let them know your phone number or e-mail or address. Trust me.

There’s thousands of attractive, deranged women in the Bay Area just waiting for you to come along so they can blame their entire lives on you.

Do i sound bitter? :)


214 posted on 01/02/2008 5:25:00 PM PST by ByDesign
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