[AU72]

I just surprised Mrs. Chandler with a new steam iron

When do your stitches come out?

[RC2]

Whe he gets done ironing his shorts.

[shbox]

When do your stitches come out?

Lets examine that statement for a moment, shall we?

You say stitches, as his wife in some way struck him and caused a lasceration. Well, thats assault, and I should hope she gets jailtime for that. Any woman hits me and she is first gonna have the fear of God put into her, second, after I compose myself and avoid touching her in any way (I don't hit women) I will surely call the police.

That is a positive outcome. Should the man be a violent type person, the woman might be in big trouble after she strikes him.