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To: RC2
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Which is why selecting a good wife is so important.

A man should make sure she knows how to cook, and owns her own set of cookwear.

It's important for a prospective wife to have an education in some useful field, like massage therapy. (There's nothing like a good foot rub after a long day at the shooting range!)

She should know which end of the vacuum cleaner goes on the carpet, and how to dust not just the visible surfaces, but also behind the microwave oven and the tops of the ceiling fan blades.

A good women is not afraid to scrub the toilet or the floor next to it, even when she is out of cleaning gloves.

Yes, choose well, young men, and you will never regret getting married.

23 posted on 01/02/2008 12:24:06 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (It takes a father to raise a child.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Boy you are really askin for it.


26 posted on 01/02/2008 12:27:11 PM PST by RC2
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To: Jeff Chandler

oddly enough, that’s exactly what I’m looking for in a husband....


52 posted on 01/02/2008 12:43:43 PM PST by MissMillie
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To: Jeff Chandler
“A man should make sure she knows how to cook”

I did better than that, I copied about 100 recipes from my mothers recipe box nd brought them with me.

263 posted on 01/02/2008 9:21:17 PM PST by dalereed (both)
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