[najida]

The only thing you should get a woman that requires an electrical outlet is a sonic jewelry cleaner for those big honkin’ sparklies you give her.

Appliance should ONLY BE GIVEN if requested either in writing (notarized is best) or witnessed by at least two reliable persons with one being the wife’s female blood kin.

Seriously, its a law. :)

[papertyger]

The only thing you should get a woman that requires an electrical outlet is a sonic jewelry cleaner for those big honkin’ sparklies you give her.

papertygress has no tolerance for baubles that do nothing, but a Chi goes well in any bathroom.